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I though the following from this site was funny: 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier de... (Read More) (Added by C. Jeffery Small on 1/05, 4:39pm)
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On the fly
What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee? The Sicilian throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage. The German carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee. The Scotsman takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee. The North Korean eats the fly. The Israeli sells the... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter on 12/24, 12:19am)
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The Santa Bail Out
Santa Claus Bailout Hearings - watch more funny videos (Read More) (Added by Teresa Summerlee Isanhart on 12/23, 8:03pm)
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The Evolution of Philosophy
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The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)
Washington, D. C.-Presumptive President-Elect Barack Hussein Obama, II and the Democrat controlled Congress is considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans; The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA). AWNAA is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real ... (Read More) (Added by Joseph Rowlands on 12/12, 1:46pm)
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Truth in Advertising
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Prop 8 - The Musical
Click for a laugh out loud. :) (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin on 12/04, 4:12pm)
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A timely new Italian opera, sure to be a big hit!
L’Obama, ossia L’Avvento del Messia Opera in Tre Atti Personaggi: Barracco Obama, Il Messia, Redentore del Mondo………….…Tenore Miracoloso Santa Micaela della Revoluzione, sua sposa…………………….Soprano Amaro Giovanni Maccheno, Senatore, Avversario dello Obama……….Basso Buffo Sara Palino, Governatrice del Alaska e Reginetta di Bell... (Read More) (Added by William Dwyer on 11/09, 10:04am)
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The Enormity of the Task
“I do not underestimate the enormity of the task that lies ahead,” Mr. Obama said, his voice slow and controlled. “Some of the choices that we make are going to be difficult. And I have said before and I will repeat again: It is not going to be quick and it is not going to be easy for us to dig ourselves out of the hole that we are in.” -- Chicago... (Read More) (Added by Michael E. Marotta on 11/08, 6:58pm)
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Lifeline
I Was So Depressed Over The Election Results..... I called Lifeline. They had outsourced to a Call Center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. (Added by Luke Setzer on 11/07, 4:05pm)
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